Monday, June 24, 2013

'KOOL TV' HITS THE MILLION!

The cast of the original STAR TREK movies raise their glasses to celebrate KOOL TV's fabulous landmark.

A big, epic THANK YOU to all our worldwide readers for their support in helping the KOOL TV website reach this epic one million hit milestone.

There's lots more features, showcasing old and new TV series, on the horizon, not to mention more of our always popular KOOL TV "Babe of the Week"...

To quote our TREK-ian friends: "The Human Adventure is just beginning..."

Saturday, June 22, 2013

KOOL TV REVIEW: 'DOCTOR WHO - REGENERATION' DVD SET


Periods of renewal for our Time Lord icon are explored and celebrated in the new BBC DVD set: REGENERATION. All images: BBC.


DOCTOR WHO: REGENERATION (DVD BOXSET)

Starring William Hartnell, Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee, Tom Baker, Peter Davison, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy, Paul McGann, Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant and Matt Smith as the Doctor

Now available from BBC DVD


Reviewed by Scott Weller


With current TARDIS incumbent Matt Smith getting ready to hand in his fez and pass on his sonic screwdriver as DOCTOR WHO to an all-new actor, for an all-new generation of families to enjoy, BBC DVD, celebrating the show’s fiftieth anniversary, and reminding us that the show has successfully had ten previous actors in the title role in the lead-up to the Eleventh’s surely spectacular finale, presents a lovely and timely new DVD box set (with lavish info-packed accompanying book)- REGENERATION- reminding us all why the show is so unique and just how revolutionary, and handy, the idea of bodily regeneration would be for the series and its iconography- an inspired, if at first seemingly desperate, behind the scenes measure turned culturally significant event, that started way back in 1966…



Come with us as we explore and review these always sad but magical times in the shows past…

 
Emerging from the snow, the Cybermen make their first appearance in The Tenth Planet.

THE TENTH PLANET (William Hartnell - 1966)

The emergence of Earth’s long-lost twin planet Mondas and the arrival of strange inhuman beings at an isolated arctic base become part of the catalyst for the first iconic regeneration of the original incarnation of the heroic wanderer in time and space, the Doctor (an overall kindly, yet authoritative, often crotchety, performance from the iconic William Hartnell), in the enjoyable conclusion to his three-year reign: THE TENTH PLANET.

Soon becoming second in rank to those gliding metal abominations, the Daleks, as the Doctor’s most enduring and dangerous enemies, these early Cybermen may not be as visually pleasing in this introduction tale as they would be in later incarnations, but their chilling potential, devised by series script editor Gerry Davis and writing partner, scientist Kit Pedler, soon becomes apparent. With creepy human hands, their faces and bodies wrapped tight in medical stockings, alongside cruelly inhuman eyes sticking out, and unusual and unfeeling computer controlled tone voices, their first appearance, planning to absorb the Earth and their cousins of humanity in order to stop their planet’s impending disaster, is a memorable one.
 
The Doctor (William Hartnell) and Polly (Anneke Wills) confront the Cybermen.

Sadly, despite one major, verbal confrontation with the creatures, William Hartnell’s Doctor is not the head of the party in their ultimate, overall satisfying defeat. Unwell throughout this and the other stories of his final seasons, and in constant conflict with his era’s then producers, the lead star’s forced departure from the series is truly the end of an era, but feels tacked on to the overall alien invasion/base under siege story that would become so commonplace in later WHO stories, with no real reason given for his “rejuvenation” other than his telling companions, sea-faring Navy boy Ben (Michael Craze) and genuine sixties dollybird Polly (Anneke Wills), that his old body is now “wearing a bit thin.”
 
The incredible first regeneration of William Hartnell into Patrick Troughton.

Still, that classic scene, a first for the series, and the key to its overall longevity for the next fifty years, proves a simple but effective handover to the younger, but just as experienced, character actor Patrick Troughton, the soon “Cosmic Hobo” of the series, and its next custodian, for the following monster-packed three years.

Note: Presented on the disc are the original surviving three episodes of the story. The fourth and final one, sadly missing from the BBC Archives bar a few surviving film clips (including the all-important regeneration, survived through the good fortune of having appeared on a seventies episode of the children’s magazine programme BLUE PETER!), is represented in impressive, full animation form from the BBC, in conjunction with the Planet 55 studio, alongside the surviving off-air soundtrack recording. It’s a triumphant restoration. 
 
The First Doctor collapses, ready to regenerate in the story's closing moments, brought back to life in animated form for the new release.
Animated clips:


Time chaos for the Second Doctor in The War Games.

THE WAR GAMES (Patrick Troughton - 1969)

Believing they’ve arrived in the sodden, battle intense trenches of Earth’s Great War, the Second Doctor, with his companions heroic highlander Jamie McCrimmon (Frazer Hines) and super-intelligent Zoe Heriot (perky Wendy Padbury), instead find themselves caught in an alien war games experiment, with peoples and eras from the planet’s most savage periods of history deliberately put in continuous combat scenarios, assembled for a planned attack on the galaxy by the alien War Lord and his legions.

Recently joined series writer Terrance Dicks and buddy Malcolm Hulke deliver an epic story concluding the shows atmospheric black and white era (and handily filling a huge behind the scenes hole on two adventures that had fallen through due to production problems), combining history and action runaround science fiction in an exciting package, plus an intriguing new alien menace in the shape of the War Lord, a coolly evil presence from Philip Madoc, with his ambitious scientist cohort, the War Chief (Edward Brayshaw), who is also discovered to be an exile from the Doctor’s own race…
 
In the trenches, the Second Doctor (Patrick Troughton), with Jamie (Frazer Hines) and Zoe (Wendy Padbury).

Director David Maloney keeps things zipping along and the only hint of story padding to the ten-parter is felt around episodes five and six, though the introduction of the shows principal alien villains a short time after quickly propels the adventure to an exciting and memorable conclusion, and a fitting end for Troughton, giving us a glimpse of the characters past history, and the huge powers and responsibilities of the series early incarnation of the Time Lords (of the later Jon Pertwee era named Gallifrey).
 
His regeneration exile begins...

Having limited resources to contain the situation, the Doctor eventually has no choice but to call in help from his people to imprison these very dangerous adversaries, but the price will be his fugitive freedom to travel in space and time, punished into exile to his favourite planet, with vital knowledge of the TARDIS removed, along with a new regenerated persona…
 
Behind you! The Third Doctor (Jon Pertwee) confronts a controlled Sarah (Elisabeth Sladen) and one of the Planet of the Spiders.

PLANET OF THE SPIDERS (Jon Pertwee - 1974)

The evolutionary enhanced spiders of the Metebelis Three planet, led by the fearsome Great One, are desperate to recover the power of their “stolen” Great Crystal, now residing in the Third Doctor’s borrowed hands on Earth. Soon arriving on our planet, they use a corrupted, bitter human, Lupton (John Dearth) to capture it, in a conflict that takes the Time Lord and his loyal companion, Sarah Jane Smith (Elisabeth Sladen) to their alien stronghold for a final confrontation…

Confronting the Great One on Metebelis Three.
"Tears, Sarah Jane?" The Third Doctor begins his transformation.

Facing his fears against the terrifying powers of the hysterically evil alien spider, The Great One (some nice practical effects work for their time from Ian Scoones and Matt Irvine), action hero WHO incarnation Jon Pertwee bows out in true JAMES BOND-esque style in the shows early episodes (his use of gadgets and technology, mirrored by the actors love for them in real life, effectively used for one last big chase episode), but its his serious character acting side that shines the brightest in the story’s final episode, saving the universe in style as the Doctor shows his personal, inner courage- actions that will soon send his radiation poisoned body into a new, more Bohemian, regeneration.
 
Our iconic hero is once more forced into an alliance with the psychotic Master (Anthony Ainley) in Logopolis.

LOGOPOLIS (Tom Baker - 1981)

Big scarfed, bigger- than-life Tom Baker’s incarnation of the Time Lord, the most popular incarnation of the role during its classic years, is at his doom-laden best here. All he wants to do is repair the TARDIS and its shape changing chameleon circuit, with the help of friendly mathematical aliens the Logopolitans, but his vengeance fuelled rival, the evil Master (now in a newly regenerated form, played in a sneerily insane, not yet camp way by Anthony Ainley) will stop at nothing to destroy him, whilst also using Logopolis’s mathematics over matter abilities to control the universe.

Abandoning the previous seasons often over reliance on humour, scientific journalist and then current script editor Christopher H. Bidmead provides an intriguing, sometimes chilling, sci-fi concept linked to the entropy factor, whilst also brilliantly building towards the story’s last-rites atmosphere/flavour (helped by Peter Grimwade’s efficient direction) for Baker’s anticipated, but fan dreaded, end of seven year dominance regeneration into the series new promising lead star Peter Davison (who soon takes the series firmly into the eighties like a breath of fresh air, alongside three equally young companions in the TARDIS). The introduction of the eerie and unusual third party to this finale- the mysterious “Watcher” - proves an intriguing series development leading in to that all-important changeover.
 
Time has run out for the Fourth Doctor.
A new Doctor for a new era.

“It’s the end, but the moment has been prepared for…”
 
A hero to the end. The Fifth Doctor (Peter Davison) rescues Peri (Nicola Bryant) in The Caves of Androzani.

THE CAVES OF ANDROZANI (Peter Davison - 1984)

On the far distant, future world of Androzani Major, the Spectrox chemical is the most desirable and expensive substance in the universe- an ultra-efficient OIL OF ULAY that can increase humanity’s lifespan. Worth its weight in gold, men (and women) will kill to capitalize on and control its use.

But in its unrefined state its also a killer, as the heroic and vulnerable Fifth Doctor and his spirited American sidekick Peri (Nicola Bryant, in her finest performance in the series) soon discover to their peril in THE CAVES OF ANDROZANI, a story that years later still lives up to its distinguished and acclaimed moniker from fans as the original series all-time classic.
 
The Doctor and Peri meet Sharaz Jek.

A true and tragic victim of fate and circumstances, Peter Davison’s energetic, kindly cricket-loving, celery stick lapel wearing Fifth Doctor is caught in a war between the Androzani system’s politically controlled army, ruthless gun runners and a revenge fuelled madman and his robot duplicates, hiding and fighting in the Spectrox thriving caves of Androzani Minor.

Playing the role for an all-too brief three years, the Fifth Doctor bows out with the noblest and bravest death of all the Time Lord’s incarnations, ultimately sacrificing his life not to save the universe, but his friend and companion, retrieving the last vestiges of antidote against overwhelming odds and an on-the-brink-of-collapse state of health. The story is not only Davison’s accomplished swansong, its also his strongest series performance, working from a brilliant script delivered by returning and remarkable series talent Robert Holmes, efficiently directed with zest and vigour by then newcomer Graeme Harper, who grabs hold of the material with both hands and doesn’t let go of it, breaking the bounds of what could be accomplished at the time in the BBC studios, bringing enthusiasm and dedication to the series whilst amping up a stellar cast (including John Normington as the duplicitous conglomerate boss Trau Morgus, and dancer/actor Christopher Gable in a towering, award-worthy performance as the brilliant but deranged, facially damaged scientist Sharaz Jek).
 
The dangerous but tragic figure of Sharaz Jek (Christopher Gable).

CAVES OF ANDROZANI is a triumph in every aspect- a passionate story of action, horror and tragedy that totally transcends its limited budgetary resources, and whose sterling reputation-the jewel in producer John Nathan-Turner’s crown- remains undiminished, soon proving hard to match or equal in the shows subsequent classic years of story telling.
 
"Feels different this time." The Doctor begins to regenerate.
"Change, my dear..." A zestful Colin Baker arrives on the series.

With the series finest visually realized regeneration blazing onto the screen, Colin Baker’s curly haired, at first seemingly unstable and fiery, yet dedicated, portrayal of the Sixth Doctor is soon leaping into action, though his presence, in a tasteless conceived multi-patchwork outfit, soon proves controversial with fans, audiences and incoming, snobby BBC management…

 
Strange matters for the new Seventh Doctor (Sylvester McCoy) in Time and the Rani.

TIME AND THE RANI (Sylvester McCoy’s entrance and the Sixth Doctors exit - 1987)

Unfairly axed from the series by a threat to the Doctor’s existence far greater than anything he had previously faced in his then twenty-three year TV reign- the determined to exterminate the series veneer of the smug and unimaginatively plodding BBC chief Michael Grade (at the time seen as a savior of the corporation, but with an axe to grind against the long-running series and its star), Colin Baker’s big-brained, big-egoed Sixth persona never had the chance to truly emerge from the starting gate with audiences, his seven-year plan to slowly show us more facets to the role abandoned to the vagaries of the land called What if?
 
A wigged Sylvester McCoy gets ready to film the Sixth Doctor's hasty regeneration.

Angry and emotionally bruised by his sacking after only two years on screen, Baker quite rightly refused the BBC’s offer to come back for a final four-part tale the following season, that would see him blown up by its conclusion and regenerating into the soon chosen visage of comedian/actor/stage talent Sylvester McCoy, bringing his own unique Scottish brogue to bear, along with a touch of Troughton flavoured comedy and some later darkness, to his Seventh incarnation.Instead, the story would be hastily re-shaped and McCoy, courtesy of a blonde curly wig, would play both the Sixth and newly regenerated Seventh Doctor in the opening moments of TIME AND THE RANI, launching the series twenty-fourth season in colourful calamity in 1987, the series-changing incident caused by a head injury sustained inside the TARDIS, after the time/space vehicle is ripped out from the vortex by the machinations of his old nemesis, the unscrupulous and immoral The Rani (played by the striking and sexy Kate O’Mara, fresh from American success in the series DYNASTY).

In a story with some strong ideas at their core (including a mysterious asteroid made from Strange Matter (a very real scientific phenomenon being studied today), plus the introduction of an excellent race of bat-like creatures, the Tetraps), the overall visual style of the story and solid direction from series newcomer Andrew Morgan shines the greatest- the shows then reduced episode count, from twenty-six to fourteen, giving the show more necessary funds to utilize.
 
Stuck in the middle. The new Seventh Doctor with the Rani (Kate O'Mara) and Mel (Bonnie Langford).

Newcomer McCoy shows promise in early and later scenes within fan-controversial Pip and Jane Baker’s story, though the idea of the Rani impersonating his at-large and in danger companion Melanie (Bonnie Langford- the genuine Scream Queen of the series), in order to get the at-first amnesiac Doctor to work for her on her universe dominating bio-technology, strains credibility, not quite stretching to the opening two episodes.

Very much a child of 1987 (right down to the overloaded synthesizer incidental score by Keff McCulloch), and much derided at the time of transmission, TIME AND THE RANI has often been seen by a great many as the true beginning of the end for the classic series, but ultimately it isn’t as bad a beginning to the three-year McCoy era as many would have you believe, proving perfectly watchable stuff for the most part…
 
A lively Eighth Doctor (Paul McGann) and Dr. Grace Holloway (Daphne Ashbrook).

DOCTOR WHO: THE MOVIE (Paul McGann – 1996)

Colin Baker may have been treated badly as the Doctor off-screen by Auntie Beeb and its WHO hating elite cadre located at the Top Floors of Shepherd’s Bush TV Centre, but their treatment of the on-screen Seventh persona of Sylvester McCoy would prove far worse and totally cruel with his guest appearance in the shows popular, though then sadly one-off return in 1996- emerging from the TARDIS on the eve of Earth’s Millennium, forced into landing in San Francisco by the gooey form of a body destroyed The Master (at first well played by Eric Roberts , but later straying too far into camp mode), our no longer paisley tied hero is brutally gunned down by a group of Chinese gangsters, then accidently killed off through mistakes made by human doctors trying to save his life on the operating table. Thus the scene is set for McCoy’s by now happy-go-lucky character to regenerate in to the mercurial but no less heroic Paul McGann, a great Doctor whose later potential would thankfully be shown in the vast range of official BIG FINISH audio dramas, wearing an acquired fancy dress party outfit homage to America’s Buffalo Bill, as he and new companion, Dr. Grace Holloway (a spunky performance from Daphne Ashbrook, who would have made a great regular series companion had it continued), rush to save the now humanoid Master from destroying Earth and stealing the TARDIS.

This co-production between the BBC and FOX/UNIVERSAL could have been a disaster, but the film works for its first two acts (introducing elements that later 2005 onwards series writers and producers would expand on) until a messy ending that, at the time, was the best that could be thought up to satisfy all interested parties/backers. A big hit in the UK, it’s distinctiveness British-ness, on a bigger budget than ever before and made throughout on film, failed to capture a mass US audience, which was then more interested in crappy video-taped comedy like ROSEANNE!

A fresh start to the series, like the one later given by Russell T. Davies to the rebooted WHO series starring Christopher Eccleston, would likely have been the best thing to start the series afresh in 1996 to overall worldwide viewers, but veteran Hollywood producer and die-hard series fan Philip Segal was determined that McCoy would have some closure to his era, of which WHOvians enjoyed the kind of passing of the torch scene setting that had been so sadly lacking with Colin Baker’s exit.
 
A splendid Christopher Eccleston departs the TARDIS in Parting of the Ways...

BAD WOLF/PARTING OF THE WAYS (Christopher Eccleston – 2005)

Returning like a phoenix from the flames, DOCTOR WHO’s 2005 “re-birth” couldn’t have gotten off to a better start with the general public than having acclaimed and respected character actor Christopher Eccleston in the title role-playing a more serious, battle hardened, battle weary loner who finds himself and his purpose in the universe thanks to the help of his companion, Rose Tyler (Billie Piper, easily one of the new series brightest young stars). So it’s a shame that his reign of the new organic-looking TARDIS control room was all so brief-just one season. We’ll never know for sure if this short term was truly to have been the case-some media reports say that Eccleston was always only going to do one year on the show, to get it going again –a stipulation of his appearing made to its creative controller, Russell T. Davies, and that his departure would be planned as a big surprise to viewers. But others say not, and that he ultimately left through unhappiness with the attitudes, ill-manners and overall culture of the series behind the scenes making.
 
The Daleks are back!

Still, despite the various rumours, bargains and lies, he couldn’t have had a better story to exit the series with than this two-parter, which deftly shows Russell T. Davies’s skills as a story teller and the way he’s able to shift an at first seemingly lightweight story (the Doctor and co. trapped on a timeline-altered future space station that deals in entertainment programming gone very bad-Big Brother and The Weakest Link- where there’s no prize, or life, for coming in second place!)- into a big and epic, often gloomy, action-packed base under siege epic. And then, of course, there’s the Daleks, effectively used in part two once their presence behind the station is teasingly revealed, their race previously thought wiped out forever off-screen by Eccleston’s Doctor (during the now often mentioned Time War) but now a living, terrifying, Exterminating reality in their thousands (we all deep down knew that we’d finally see a Dalek army- after a singular appearance by one of the pepperpot terrors earlier in the season, trapped on Earth in Robert Shearman’s justly well received story, Dalek).
 
Rose Tyler (Billie Piper) - prisoner of the Daleks!

His faithful companion Rose now captured by them, our heroic Doctor delivers one of his finest, most captivating, inspiring and can’t wait to see what happens next speeches against his sworn enemies, promising his friend that he’ll rescue her and wipe out every last stinking Dalek off the face of the galaxy! Go got ‘em, Doc!

Ultimately playing all his trump cards, his invention and last minute resourcefulness, the overwhelmed Doctor succeeds thanks to the intervention of an equally determined Rose Tyler, her body dangerously touched by the powers of time travel and the TARDIS. But in the end, it takes his personal sacrifice, and a loving kiss, to secure her from annihilation, resulting in a new and explosively spectacular regeneration for our Northern speaking Time Lord.


The modern series first spectacular regeneration, as David Tennant makes his debut.

His “goodbye message” to Rose earlier in part two had been eye-watering enough for viewers, but this final scene-his “Fantastic” final scene- was a wonderful sign-off to a brash, colourful, exciting, nostalgic, funny and sometimes scary season, which brought heart and soul back into the series and set the template for things to come. Thanks, Christopher!
 
One last battle at The End of Time, against the Master (John Simm), for the Doctor and Wilf (Bernard Cribbins).

THE END OF TIME (David Tennant – 2009/2010)

So, how do you follow up the departure of Christopher Eccleston? Well, you get David Tennant! Easily, the modern series most popular incarnation (and the longest running so far), his legions of adoring fans would help further cement the popularity of the show for the next three years, as his personal charisma steers it a bigger, more ambitious phase, though perhaps a little bit too camp and comedic at times (especially with the arrival of Catherine Tate as ballsy but out of her depth companion Donna Noble), but nonetheless garnering high impact publicity and audience appreciation close to that of original series icon Tom Baker and his era.
 
"I don't want to go!" David Tennant bids adieu.
"I'm a girl?" Matt Smith brings some fun to his regenerated form.

But all things must come to an end, and an actor can’t be confined to one role for too long. Tennant’s swansong is the end of an era in many ways, not just with his departure, but also with the behind the scenes team that had worked on bringing the show back to TV airwaves since 2004. This final heavily Christmas themed two-part story from Russell T. Davies is very self-indulgent- concerning the re-born Master’s (a waayy over the top John Simm) attempts to repopulate the Earth is his own image, whilst the Doctor not only has to fight him/them but also the emerging time and space ripping presence of the restored, for one night only, Time Lords of Gallifrey. But fans loved it in their millions, especially the Doctor’s once more humanity and self-sacrifice for a companion-this time out Bernard Cribbins’ amiable old dodder, Wilf Mott. Beyond his sad death from radiation poisoning, the shows final twenty minutes for the Tenth Doctor gives us a tear-jerking goodbye from the dying hero to all his friends and loved ones (the farewell to Elisabeth Sladen’s character of Sarah Jane Smith now even more poignant with her sad passing in 2011), whilst his infamous “I don’t want to go” moment is truly affecting. Matt Smith’s lively, out of the shell appearance by story’s end promises an even more youthful and eccentric fresh start ahead...



Wednesday, June 19, 2013

PARADISE HEROES! REMEMBERING 'TALES OF THE GOLD MONKEY'


Adventure and excitement await Jake Cutter and the cast of TALES OF THE GOLD MONKEY. Images: FABULOUS FILMS/UNIVERSAL.

TALES OF THE GOLD MONKEY: THE COMPLETE SERIES DVD (six-disc set)

Starring Stephen Collins, Jeff MacKay and Caitlin O’Heaney

Created by Donald P. Bellisario

Available from FABULOUS FILMS

Reviewed by Scott Weller

Enduring beyond its original one-off series, the Cutter’s Goose and her fortune and glory hero pilot Jake Cutter soar back into exotic high seas, high-stakes adventures re-capturing the hearts and minds of fans, as TALES OF THE GOLD MONKEY enjoys a healthy dose of reawakened nostalgia on DVD (courtesy of a lovely release from FABULOUS FILMS), firmly keeping the spirit of old-time heroism and evocative adventure alive.

Fortune and glory for Jake Cutter (Stephen Collins) and his loyal friend Jack the Dog.
A weekly series idea that had existed in creator Donald Bellisario’s mind since the late seventies, of which he originally couldn’t get any TV networks interested (due to issues of costs in recreating the 1930’s action/adventure cliff-hanging genre, as well as their thinking that viewers wouldn’t be in interested in a period piece), GOLD MONKEY’s ultimately lavish pilot episode would hit the ground running in 1982 after the success of the first breathless INDIANA JONES adventure, 1981’s RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK, and was then quickly given a go to weekly 20 episode series commission by the ABC network with UNIVERSAL STUDIOS.
The original cast of the TALES OF THE GOLD MONKEY pilot.
The original Bon Chance Louie (Ron Moody) with Jake Cutter (Stephen Collins).

The influence of RAIDERS is certainly clear to see, though that too had its roots in the past- a homage to the classic, breathless REPUBLIC cliffhanger series of yesteryear, so the more the merrier when something like TALES would prove so well-staged and written for the small screen, what with its own unique mixture of Humphrey Bogart’s CASABLANCA and THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE, juxtaposed with a little bit of H. Ryder Haggard and a healthy dollop of Indy’s escapism and heightened fantasy thrown in for good measure (the pilot episode even affectionately mentions the Lost Ark of the Covenant at one point, in a nice nod to that other hatted hero with the bullwhip!). Primarily, though, Bellisario would cite his fondness for the popular 1939 Cary Grant staring, Howard Hawks directed movie ONLY ANGELS HAVE WINGS, set in a remote South American trading port, as the primary source of inspiration for the antics of Cutter and co.

Jake and Jack enjoy their time on the Boragora island.

Searching for a classic leading man showing vulnerability, heroism, occasional good old fashioned rogue charm, and requisite toughness, fresh-faced Stephen Collins- departed from his one-time only appearance as Commander William Decker on the bridge of the starship Enterprise in 1980’s STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE, handles his first series lead duties well as former Flying Tigers ace now pilot-for-hire adventurer Jake Cutter, a key resident in bringing supplies to the lives and existence of the lush tropical island of Boragora, carrying on the best tradition of classic big and small screen fortune and glory hunters, and providing the requisite story narration through the series in the best noir traditions.

The spy who loved him. Caitlin O'Heaney as Sarah Stickney White in the pilot episode.

Adding beauty and plucky courage as Jake’s overall love interest, attractive American actress Caitlin O’Heaney adds stereotyped British accent charm, alongside some killer legs, as the seemingly stranded singer/entertainer, Sarah Stickney White, who’s actually a spy for the Uncle Sam’s red, white and blue in the build-up to World War II. At first antagonistic towards each other, Jake and Sarah soon come together as best friends and occasional lovers after the bizarre and terrifying events that lead them to the Monkey Island perils of the series feature-length pilot.

Jake's best buddies: Corky (Jeff MacKay) and Jack the Dog (played by Leo).

Playing Jake’s kind-hearted, absent-minded, former alcoholic engineer and occasional co-pilot on the battered but beautiful amphibious ship (always on the brink of collapse and repair, she’s the Millennium Falconof the series), Jeff MacKay, already well known to Bellisaro for his appearances in the popular 198/79 TV sci-fi epic BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, and film-star Robert Redford’s cousin, would bring lots of light comedy and bundles of enthusiasm to his role of Corky, much loved by the cast and crew, in a part that would expand over the series run.

Jack's ego gets the better of him in Trunk from the Past.
Jake and Jack: a terrific on-screen pairing.

But Jack’s best friend and true partner in the skies, as well as his occasional conscience, has to be his gorgeous, scene stealing little dog- one eyed, eye-patched dog Jack, great for comedic value and often very brave- a charming and important part of the series success from the get-go. Lots of comedy and smiles come from the one-of-a-kind dog’s occasional grumpiness and antipathy towards Jack, especially for the continuing carelessness that his long-time human friend shows in losing his false eye, normally in high stakes poker games, and never letting him forget it. Beautifully trained animal actor Leo, who actually came out of retirement to work on the show after the originally cast dog sadly died, totally steals the limelight, of which his popularity soon gets him a well- deserved character placing in the series revised mid-season title sequence.

Popular with his "blessing" flock, German spy/priest Willie Tenboom (John Calvin).

More delightful rogues surround our main cast in their idyllic aforementioned series setting of the island of Boragora, somewhere in the South Pacific in 1938, when Google Earth didn’t exist and magical islands and lost civilisations still did. Boragora proves a perfect sanctuary for people wanting to start their lives anew, or those needing to escape or forget their old existence. Stationed there is a not-so-well disguised German commander (John Calvin) acting as a Dutch priest, Reverend Willie Tenboom, happily giving daily “blessings” to the many beautiful young island girls, whilst looking out for the Fatherland in acquiring ancient relics and opportunities to serve his country and help Hitler win the upcoming war. His not overtly evil presence shows the Germans in a more comic strip baddie way, giving the actor lots of opportunity for humour and eccentricity.

Shapely Marta DuBois as the elegant and clever Princess Koji.
Popular film and TV actor John Fujioka as Koji's loyal bodyguard, Todo.

On the other side of the pond in the nearby Japanese controlled realm of Matuka, near the French controlled Maravella Islands, the esteemed Princess Koji, inhabited by the exotic and shapely Marta DuBois (very much in the Pamela Hensley/ Queen Ardala type of femme fatale role- a playfully dangerous adversary, and certainly, admirably, filling out some skimpily designed costumes from series designer Jean-Pierre Dorleac), and film and TV veteran John Fujioka, as her battle hardened, loyal to the grave Samurai warrior Todo, also become involved in Jake’s adventures, showing similar power craving objectives as the Nazi’s but happy to team up with our heroes whenever its suits their purposes (especially when there’s trouble and intrigue that needs to be unravelled inside her own royal court). Like Sarah, Koji has some considerable affection for the handsome Jake, though considers her rival to be an “undernourished skeleton”!

Roddy McDowall runs the Boragora Monkey Bar and hotel as Bon Chance Louie.
Wheelchair bound Gushie (Les Jankie) tries to save friend Louie in Last Chance Louie.

Rounding off the cast, replacing Brit-star Ron Moody after the pilot episode (due to apparent behind the scenes personal conflicts) is Roddy McDowall, recommended to the producers by Stephen Collins-a genuine golden monkey of another sort for his previous sixties/early seventies iconic portrayals of hairy heroes in the PLANET OF THE APES films and TV series, now mercifully removed from John Chambers inventive makeup, and bringing the series some extra class as the patriotic French bar owner and island law magistrate "Bon Chance" Louie, his shady and diverse past including surviving a trip to Madame Guillotine’s a few years prior. Louie often hires Jake to do his supply runs, but with so much of his stock lost in later episodes, I’m surprised he still uses him! In the bar, the immaculately white-suited host is helped by the kindly wheelchair bound Gushie (an enthusiastic Les Jankey, in one of the first series roles written for and played by a disabled actor).

Island of the apes! Jake runs into trouble.

One of the most expensive pilots ever made, the enthusiastic series launch makes the most of its beautiful locales and attractive cast, with lots of nice character moments and humour, plus some good action/adventure, courtesy of Ray Austin, a British TV and film veteran, as well as iconic THE AVENGERS stuntman and fight coordinator. Half shot on location in Hawaii (the regular series would have its many exteriors filmed on a series of lovely recreated outdoor sets at UNIVERSAL STUDIOS Los Angeles), the series would also boast some great studio set design, what with the hostile, legendary monkey island of Baku, with its impressive and scary for their time simians swinging about and carnivorously threatening their prey- the story’s quite dark opening moments showing them killing two German explorers who have discovered their territory.

As the search for their island begins and our unique heroes gather together for the first time, MAGNUM’s John Hillerman guests stars as nasty, knife-wielding Gestapo spy that they must fight- the Monocle Man- after the secret alloy that could help whoever’s side win the upcoming war.

Original US TV GUIDE magazine advert for the new series.

Into a lair of murder and watery action, the episode’s final scenes again evoke the kind of ancient mystery seen with Raiders, showing us the true island location of the monkeys and the intriguing gold/alloyed home they reside in- far removed from the fake brass animal statue our heroes take back with them to Boragora. Greatly assisting the series period charm, special attention should also be given to the series matte artist Syd Dutton and matte photographer Dennis Glouner, whose work contributes much to the overall atmosphere, especially the all-important pilot.

Some lovely matte photography from the series first regular episode.

With a terrific mood-setting opening theme from HILL STREET BLUES and many other US TV series veterans Mike Post and Peter Carpenter, capturing the warm heart and thrill-a-minute spirit of the series (with future incidental music from Frank Denson), successive weekly series episodes of TALES would make the most of UNIVERSAL’s classic stock footage and props archive of exploding volcanoes, lost tribes, jungle island, old ships and run down bars, as our band enjoy their smaller scale but equally enjoyable adventures, capably steered by Bellisario, producers Donald A. Baer and Leon-Ortiz Gill, and story editor George Geiger, who also deepen and develop the characters and their inter-relationships further by the end of the run.

The originally titled, but changed, Tales of the Brass Monkey wouldn't have quite worked!

Immersed in this detailed hotbed of spies, glamorous women, despicable villains, weaved in real-life VIPs, barroom brawls, lost tribes, and political intrigue are a wide variety of memorable guest stars for the series, including the likes of 24 and NIKITA’s Xander Berkeley (as a Devil’s Island convict), Lance LeGault, William Forsythe, Anne Lockhart (playing an Amish widow), Nicholas Pryor, V’s Faye Grant (future wife to Stephen Collins), Pamela Susan Shoop (as a former old flame of Jake’s who becomes a Chinese gold smuggling Nun!) and SEX AND THE CITY vamp Kim Cattrrall (as a journalist and friendly rival to Sarah). Guest directors bringing some verve and pace include Michael Vejar, Alan J. Levi, Winrich Kolbe and Victor Lobl.

A very successful series incredulously cancelled by ABC (much to the delight of nervous rival channels- NBC apparently threw a celebratory party for their execs with the news of the shows non-renewal!), due to their continuing volatile relationship with creator Bellisario over the tone of the show, and its high production costs, despite strong ratings and beating off competition from the similar period adventure series BRING ‘EM BACK ALIVE (starring Bruce Boxleitner), TALES would become a fondly remembered treasure by viewers for its era romanticism and character camaraderie (a chemistry that was present off set amongst the actors as well). Beyond America, TALES was also a big international success, especially in Australia and the UK (where it aired Monday nights on the BBC 1 channel).
Stephen Collins and Caitlin O'Heaney fondly remember the series in a making-of documentary.

The sadly one and only series of 22 episodes (including the pilot as a two-parter) has been on Regions 1 and 4 DVD for a while now from the UK’s FABULOUS FILMS and they’re well worth a look, paying special tribute to the late Jeff MacKay alongside a wealth of bonus materials, including extensive series notes, stills galleries, costume and prop galleries, biographies, a lovely half-hour documentary (including warm contributions from Stephen Collins (recalling the high quality experience and real-life stuntwork dangers of playing Jake), Caitlin O’Heaney, writer Tom Greene, and director Harvey Laidman) and five equally affectionate episodic commentaries.


Here’s a look back at KOOL TV’s favourite/notable episodes past the lively pilot episode…

Another great TV GUIDE promo for the weekly series.
Corky is captured by a pirate slaver in Shanghaied.


SHANGHAIED (Series Opener)

Corky is kidnapped by a modern day pirate slaver, nicknamed Arab (played by Guy Stockwell). Despite being Ill with a recurring bout of malaria, a dogged Jake goes in pursuit, accompanied by Jack, Sarah and Princess Koji, who has an intriguing connection to the villain…


Donald Bellisario crams a lot into forty-six minutes with this splendid first episode launch - very much an adventure story with the kind of pulp elements and action you want to see in the series. Capably directed by UNIVERSAL series veteran Alan J. Levi.

BLACK PEARL


The discovery of a sea-lost outrigger with dead islanders, and a mysterious silver canister with unusual power leads Jake, disguised as an American scientist double agent, into a dangerous volcanic underground realm containing a Nazi superbomb…

Another RAIDERS style homage adventure, efficiently directed by Victor Lobl, with a strong gust cast including Cliff Potts and British actor Barrie Ingham, giving a memorable performance as an ambitious, fencing loving Nazi scientist.

LEGENDS ARE FOREVER

His quest for the legendary Shangri-La seemingly over, fortune and glory hunter Gandy Dancer (William Lucking, who makes a second worthwhile appearance later in the series) enlists his old Flying Tigers buddy Jack in a mercy mission to help some relocated African warriors. But is he really searching for the lost gold of King Solomon’s Mines, instead?

Jared Martin (far left) joins Sarah and Corky in Trunk from the Past.


TRUNK FROM THE PAST


The arrival of an ancient trunk, linked to her murdered fathers disastrous expedition to Egypt a year previously, sends an anxious Sarah into taking up the challenge of finding the lost pyramid tribe of Ka, whose secret location may indeed be in the South Pacific’s Maravellas. Alongside her former fiancée, played by fantasy TV series veteran Jared Martin, the search begins. But the fearsome visage of the god Anubis is not too far behind.

Though not a classic, the story does have some memorable moments and is quite fast paced.
Wedded bliss for Corky in Honour Thy Brother.


HONOUR THEY BROTHER


Surviving several attempts on his life, Jake discovers a Japanese pilot (Soon-Tek-Oh) wants revenge on him for the loss of his brother in aerial combat a year before. Meanwhile, Jack gets his eye back, and Corky finds himself married!

Note: This episode features a flashback with William Lucking as Gandy Dancer.

THE LATE SARAH WHITE

Our trio travel to Manila to investigate the sudden and inexplicable death of Sarah, last seen on a mission involving the legendary General MacArthur.

Cliff Potts returns as American spy Johnny Kimble, last seen in Black Pearl.
The Ape Boy makes his presence known...


APE BOY


Me Tarzan, you Sarah!

Forced to land on a remote island, our heroes discover a colony of Apes who have adopted a lone orphan boy as one of their own. Soon mistaken for his human parents, Jake and Sarah have to protect him from a band of hunters out to win the one-of-a-kind ape boy for profit and fame.
Monkey business for Jake, Sarah and Corky in Ape Boy.


A fun TARAZAN/GREYSTOKE variation, which makes sturdy use of some of the locations/sets and ape costumes from the original pilot.  Playing the ape boy of the title, Shane Sinutko gives a good performance and has some sweet character moments, especially with Sarah and Jack the dog.
Trouble on the Queen Victoria liner in God Save the Queen.


GOD SAVE THE QUEEN


Jack, Corky and Jake come to the aid of a stricken British luxury liner- the Queen Victoria- threatened by the villainous, caddish bomber, Lord Hedriks (BEAUTY AND THE BEAST’s Roy Dotrice), planning to blow up the ship unless he receives the secured jewels of the British Royal Family.
 
Despite some clichéd stereotyping of Brits, this is a solid story from script editor George Geiger, with a guest cast including DARK SHADOWS Kathryn Leigh Scott as a glamorous and sexy Duchess, and POLICE ACADEMY’s Bubba Smith. The episode makes the most of location filming within the now permanently docked Queen Mary liner in Los Angeles- a popular place for period drama filming that’s literally on Hollywood’s beach doorstep.

The beloved Cutter's Goose in flight.


HIGH STAKES LADY


The odds are seemingly stacked against Jack and his new girlfriend Sabrina (Shelley Smith), a card shark and soon revealed secret agent, as the pair are caught in a dangerous conflict over a secret microfilm that goes beyond Tagataya island’s regular poker championship.

Card playing danger for the High Stakes Lady.


Enjoyable romp with a few twists and turns, guest starring TV veteran Charles Napier and V - THE SERIES regular Aki Aleong as the two main rivals for the top-secret information.
Louie has his gun sight primed in Last Chance Louie.


LAST CHANCE LOUIE

Murderous events after a Pistols at Dawn challenge against an old foe- a once friend turned turncoat traitor from Louie’s World War One past, leads our bartender/ magistrate to a date with Madame Guillotine unless Jake can find the real truth behind the murder.
V's Faye Grant soon captured Stephen Collins heart off-screen.



Featuring Stephen Collins future wife, V’s Faye Grant, as the daughter of the dead man, and Henry Darrow as a prosecutor with an axe to grind against Louie, this is a rather serious and interesting entry for the series, which gives Roddy McDowall more of a chance to get some of the series limelight.
Words of warning from Lucienne (Jose De Vega-right) in A Distant Sound of Thunder.


A DISTANT SOUND OF THUNDER


A series of strange phenomenon rocks Borgagora, as religious opportunist Lucienne (Jose De Vega, in an unnerving performance) predicts disaster linked to a geological survey and Sarah’s discovery of an ancient God idol. Soon, with the signs and portents growing around her, our English heroine starts to believe that she herself is the reason for the natural disasters, as do the islanders, who, egged on by Lucienne, want to throw her into the local erupting Volcano so as to please their angered gods!
It's Sarah versus the volcano!


A series finale of sorts (likely the last episode filmed too), the story, which kind of has some of the more fantastical elements that we haven’t seen in the show for a while, gives us some effectively creepy moments (notably the Monkey Bars statues covered in blood in a Stigmata prophecy, and the teary-eyed god idol found by Sarah).


Overall, a well-staged episode from writers Tom Greene and George Geiger, and director James Fargo. Watch out for a brief cameo from Donald Bellisario and his young son as two visitors to the island.
Trouble for Princess Koji in the final screened episode, Mourning in Matuka.


MOURNING IN MATUKA


Joining her friends and family in birthday celebrations, Jake unwillingly becomes protector bodyguard to Princess Koji after a thankfully failed assassination attempt, though Todo is seriously injured. But with such a varied guest list, including a Japanese general who blames Jake and the Flying Tigers for the death of his son, as well as Koji’s scheming Irish-born sister, just who can our hero trust in the complex business of unmasking the assassin?


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