Saturday, January 19, 2013

LIQUID GOLD! 'DALLAS' SEASON TWO ON UK TV


An oil state for the cast of DALLAS. Image: TNT.


The family fortunes of the Ewing oil empire explode into crisis and feuding once again for the upcoming second season of TNT’s hit re-imagining of the classic eighties series, DALLAS, coming to the UK’s FIVE channel from 29th January. And the legacy of that crafty and beloved JR Ewing, as played by the irreplaceable and sadly departed Larry Hagman, will be celebrated, remembered and mined for emotional drama in the process. Hagman was on fine form during the previous premiere year, despite the cancer which saw him depart for a couple of episodes. Indeed, before his passing, he even managed to film around six episodes of Season Two as the family’s greatest, and brightest, manipulating, oil baron, dutifully and greedily out to reclaim his papa’s birthright, and in constant opposition against his loving and always faithful brother, Bobby (Patrick Duffy). The iconic character of JR will apparently be killed off, with an episode (eight) that concentrates on the characters funeral, a time that will surely be genuinely emotional for the cast and audiences, as well as giving the behind the scenes writers the intriguing opportunity to introduce a new plot-line linked to his on-screen departure. There are further developments for the rest of the Ewing family, too, as Christopher (Jesse Metcalfe) and Elena (Jordana Brewster) finally make wedding plans, John Ross (Josh Henderson) gets a fiery new lady into his bed (possibly 24’s lovely heroine Annie Wersching?), whilst Bobby’s faithful Ann (Brenda Strong) will be left bed-ridden and ill due to a mysterious set of circumstances that her husband must unravel…

As an additional bonus, keeping links to the classic series, there’s also the return of old-time series veterans Ted Shackelford and Joan Van Ark for a few episodes (presumably linked to J.R.’s funeral), who previously went on to headline their own DALLAS spin-off of the time, the very popular KNOTS LANDING. Whilst Ken Kercheval, still shining as the wily entrepreneur Cliff Barnes, obsessed with getting one up on the Ewing clan, will hopefully get more prominence as the series antagonist alongside his now outed daughter, Pamela Rebecca (Julie Gonzalo).





Friday, January 18, 2013

THE SPY WHO LOVED HIMSELF! 'ARCHER' RETURNS!

A man who just loves his bazookas! ARCHER is back to his inept best. Image: FX.
He may enjoy the perks of being a jet-setting spy for the top-secret ISIS organisation, but boozed out, sexed out agent Sterling Archer-still the very antithesis of James Bond, who shined so very, very brightly in last years fiftieth anniversary year- isn't really interested in that whole business of breaking into underground volcano bases, tackling all those assassin and nefarious baddies plotting to take over the world and the idea of possibly getting killed. And do you know how much clothes dry cleaning costs these days?!

Nope, the big jerk just wants to be a bigger jerk than ever as the fourth season of the hit animated comedy begins, his adventures in space and living on a jungle island the previous year clearly having not made any impact on his attitudes and lifestyle at all. There;s also that imperious, all dominating mother of his still in his life, Malory (Jessica Walter), who just won't go away, either. Plus his colleagues in the spying game who hate him just as much as his enemies do. So, perhaps it is better to be out and about blowing things up after all...

Bang - YouTube
Archer on FX - The New Mission - YouTube
Archer's Perfect Day - YouTube

Cheryl's Perfect Day - YouTube
Pam's Perfect Day - YouTube
Malory's Perfect Day - YouTube
Lana's Perfect Day - YouTube
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Suffering from a bout of amnesia early on, getting used to a new step-father, getting submersed in a likely spoof Thunderball-esque underwater two parter later in the run, and featuring special guest star JUSTIFIED's Timothy Olyphant in its second episode as one of the egotist spy's best friends turned rival, ARCHER is getting more sophisticatedly dirty and wickedly funnier with each season. Hitting the airwaves States-side on the US FX channel from yesterday, it's thirteen episode run will surely be picked up for UK transmission soon enough...

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

'HAPPY NEW YEAR!' KOOL TV's 2013 COMING SOON HIGHLIGHTS...


The hit new sci-fi series REVOLUTION, coming soon to the UK on SKY ONE HD. Image:  WARNER BROTHERS.

The Yuletide season is over and the beer cupboard is now empty, but there’s still lots to smile about and enjoy with these great new and returning series blasting their way onto worldwide TV screens in early 2013!


Hawaii's finest are in trouble and up against new dangers. Image: CBS.

HAWAII FIVE-O: SEASON THREE

It’s anything but fun in the sun for our Hawaii based heroes, as major crime busting cop Steve McGarrett (Alex O’Loughlin, now back to full health after problems part way through Season Two) finds his old nemesis Wo Fat (Mark Dacascos) back on the loose, aided and abetted by corrupted and highly dangerous ex-cop (William Baldwin), and equally shocked by the cliffhanger revelation that his mother, Doris (Christine Lahti), is alive and well, and was never killed. The plot strands come together as Chin Ho (Daniel Dae Kim) tries to save his cousin Kono (Grace Park) from a watery death in the opening episodes of the series. Later on, expect guest star appearances from the likes of STAR TREK’s George Takei and film star Terrence Howard, the return of popular classic series veteran Ed Asner, and, in another nod to the original Jack Lord era that inspired it all: a remake of a classic episode. Oh, and Scott can will surely once again be as funny and great as ever as Danno’s bromance with Steve continues merrily along…


Returning to the UK’s SKY ONE HD from January 6th, series ratings have sadly started to decline a little this year States-side, despite a solid reception from critics. Here’s hoping that the shows gets a fourth years renewal.

The battle between Man and Skitter rages on. Image: TNT.

FALLING SKIES: SEASON THREE

The enemy of my enemy is my friend, an old saying which the remaining battle scared heroes of the Second Massachussetts hope to discover for themselves with the arrival of a new group of aliens on Earth, supposedly a powerful and knowledgeable ally to help the human resistance win back their planet from its extra-terrestrial enslavers, in the new third season of FALLING SKIES, once again staring Noah Wyle as the brave historian tuned soldier Tom Mason, with the help of his equally determined young family (including alien altered youngster Ben (Connor Jessup)) coming later in the spring to the US TNT and spring/summer to the UK. Expect bigger action, more repulsive aliens and a few shocks: are the Skitters aliens now controlling older son Hal Mason?

Love and betrayal continues in DALLAS. Image: TNT.

DALLAS: SEASON TWO

The legacy of that crafty and beloved JR Ewing, as played by the irreplaceable and sadly departed Larry Hagman, will be remembered and renewed in the upcoming second series of the hit re-imagining of DALLAS. Hagman was on fine form that previous premiere year, despite the cancer, which saw him depart for a couple of episodes. Indeed, before his passing, he even managed to film around five episodes of Season Two as the family feuding oil baron reclaiming his papa’s birthright, and in constant opposition against his loving and always faithful brother, Bobby (Patrick Duffy). The iconic character of JR will likely be killed off and there will be an episode that concentrates on the characters funeral, which will surely be genuinely emotional for the cast and audiences. Keeping links to the classic series, old-time series veterans Ted Shackelford and Joan Van Ark, who went on to star in their own spin-off KNOTS LANDINGM will also be returning for a few episodes, whilst Ken Kercheval as the wily entrepreneur Cliff Barnes, obsessed with getting one up on the Ewing clan, will hopefully get more prominence as the series antagonist alongside his now outed daughter, Pamela Rebecca (Julie Gonzalo).



Resurrection Man: SHERLOCK returns in 2013. Image: BBC.

SHERLOCK: SEASON THREE

It’s been a tortuously long wait to see how the reimagined version of the complex Baker Street sleuth played by Benedict Cumberbatch will return from the dead, once more under the guiding hand of series creators Steven Moffat, no longer worried by the rival threat of the US re-imagining: Elementary, and Mark Gatiss later in the year on BBC 1, reunited with Martin Freeman as loyal Watson. No doubt Holmes’s Lazarus Rising moment will confound and delight viewers in equal measure. Classic Arthur Conan Doyle stories likely getting their distinctive makeover this season indicate The Noble Bachelor, His Last Bow, and possibly a tale involving the often quoted but never seen Giant Rat of Sumatra, of which, according to the Holmes of the Victorian Era, the world was not yet ready for its secrets. A re-appearance from Holmes intellectual love interest, “the woman” Irene Adler (sexily and proactively played by Lara Pulver, her character also having escaped a nasty demise), looks imminent. Moriarty, as previously and disappointingly OTT played by Andrew Scott, is still very definitely dead, though, but I’m sure that won’t stop the creative team finding an old or new nemesis to step into the man’s pathologically dangerous shoes…

This may well turn out to be the final full series of SHERLOCK now that Cumberbatch and Freeman have become bona fide international stars in films like STAR TREK: INTO DARKNESS and THE HOBBIT. Getting them together for specific filming dates will get trickier over time: this new series hasn’t yet started filming, though everything is on course for summer/Autumn transmission.

A brother and sister at breaking point in DEXTER. Image: SHOWTIME.

DEXTER: SEASON SEVEN

You can’t choose your own family-that’s a fact of life!- and Detective Debra Morgan (Jennifer Carpenter) is find that out the hardest way possible in the seventh and penultimate series of the dark comedy drama with a killer attitude, back this February on the new look UK FOX channel. The family man killer with a heart of gold and a twinkle in his eye, so well personified by Michael C. Hall, is going to feel the pressure of his life, career, and those he cares for when he soon comes into the firing line of several deranged newcomer baddies from Eastern Europe, as well as the police reinvestigating the previously thought case closed work of the Bay Harbour Butcher from the series recent past, which had shielded Dex from further police pursuit. It looks like Dexter’s handiwork and cover-ups will be coming to haunt him big time! With his confused feeing for his sister, and vice versa, plus the oncoming high body count, let’s hope that the series is firmly back on form this year.

Wanting revenge. A soon one eyed Governor wants to make a sharp point in THE WALKING DEAD. Image: AMC.

THE WALKING DEAD: SEASON THREE - PART TWO

A thoroughly engrossing and can’t wait to see what happens next slice of TV heaven, the first half of the Zombie apocalyptic horror drama THE WALKING DEAD was certainly no show in its death throes. It was consistently excellent throughout-the best show on the air in TV’s final 2012 quarter, and far superior to its previous year, literally firing on all cylinders and never dull. Brilliantly plotted and written, with some genuine and often moving character moments amongst the blood splatting gore and well-staged action, acted with gusto (with the welcome return of sadistic Southern redneck, old Merle (welcome back, Michael Rooker!) and the equally brilliant introduction of the sword wielding survivalist, Michonne (Danai Gurira), alongside terrific piling on the atmosphere direction, and plenty of unexpected shocks and surprises approaching one of the all time great mid-season cliffhangers needing to be resolved. The crazy one-eyed governor (a quietly dangerous performance from Brit David Morrissey) is about to launch an attack on the prison, which an on the brink of madness Sheriff Rick Grimes (Andrew Lincoln) and his family, having so valiantly fought legions of zombies in order to make it their new home, is sure to valiantly protect. But first, there’s the little matter of putting Merle and loyal puppy brother Daryl (Norman Reedus) to the death through Zombie sport, watched by an enthusiast group of the Governor’s demented townsfolk (including a shocked and surprised Andrea (Laurie Holden), once more unlucky in love and finding out the hard way just what a vicious psychopath she’s been recently hooked up with!). I’m not saying I’m chewing my finger nails with anticipation-that way may lead to Zombiefication!- but hurry up FOX in February!

Now renewed for a fourth year (though sadly losing vital showrunner Glen Mazzara), THE WALKING DEAD returns to the UK’s FOX channel from February onwards…

Choices and responsibilities for Birgitte Nyborg in BORGEN. Image: YELLOW BIRD.

BORGEN: SEASON TWO

Fans of Danish drama missing their weekend fix of Sarah Lund’s investigations in the killing (which ended the third and final season on a triumphant note), can look to another slice of political and family drama, THE WEST WING in Copenhagen, with the premiere UK screening of the excellent ten episode second season of BORGEN, created by Adam Price, commencing on BBC 4 and superior BBC HD from the first week of January. Possessing heart and fire, sexy supermom turned Prime Minister Birgitte Nyborg Christensen (a very natural performance from Sidse Babett Knudsen) has a lot of her plate eleven months on for the fallout of losing her husband and some of her key political players whilst maintaining the quality of life and business for her country. This time around she has to face up to new rivals vying for power, the continued terrors and fallout of war in Afghanistan and a boiling point situation of warring faiths linked to Danish concerns in Africa.

Meanwhile, the series equally lovely Danish news journalist Katrine Fonsmark (Birgitte Hjort Sorenson) has a new job and a conspiracy to uncover…


The cat and mouse game of PERSON OF INTEREST continues. Image: CBS.

PERSON OF INTEREST: SEASON ONE - PART TWO

Ten great episodes into their best new US TV purchase in quite a while, FIVE unceremoniously pulled an unexpected mid-season plug on Jonathan Nolan’s excellent, high quality techno vigilante action thriller, and then said it would be back sometime in the new year! Still, it was a fine point to end it, what with the mysterious ex CIA agent “John Reese” (Jim Caviezel certainly proving himself worthy of being the next James Bond-if only he wasn’t American!) being critically wounded by an assassin’s bullet shot and rescued in the nick of time by the always excellent Michael Emerson, bringing a mysterious and tightly controlled aura to his performance as Reese’s underground paymaster and master of the worlds surveillance technologies, Finch.

Back in action for the next episode, Reese and Finch have new potential victims of the future predicting system to either save or stop, whilst the secrets of the duo’s past continue to resonate and have consequences for all that are interconnected with them, including pursuant lady cop Joss Carter (Taraji P. Henson).

With future guest stars including ALPHAS Malik Yoba, DOLLHOUSE’s Amy Acker and 24’s Sarah Wynter, expect PERSON OF INTEREST’s return early in the year on the UK’s FIVE channel.
Rogue figure Miles Matheson (Billy Burke) takes on some lethal opponents in REVOLUTION.  Image: WARNER BROTHERS.

REVOLUTION: SEASON ONE

That fantasy factory of J.J. Abrams and BAD ROBOT, teamed with SUPERNATURAL creator Eric Kripke, continues to churn out big idea concept fantasy series, and continuing the trend of giving them one-word titles!

Dealing with an Earth of the future now deprived of power, civilization has to get back to basics against a backdrop of unrest from warlords and militias, of which the Matheson family, possessing a mysterious pendant that may be the key to unlocking the mystery of what happened fifteen years earlier, sees them become fugitives from the powerful antagonist that is Sebastian Monroe, who wants to become the major ruling figure of the United States.

With the exception of TWILIGHT's Billy Burke and LOST/V’s Elizabeth Mitchell, who appears in flashbacks, the show has no relatively big name stars to its credit-again Abrams likes to discover new faces and launch their careers- but the overall ensemble is competent enough.


Directed with quality by feature film helmer Jon Favreau, the series pilot held the kind of subtle promise that will surely attract the kind of fan base that Joss Whedon’s FIREFLY had a few years back. Ultimately, what I’ve seen of it so far hasn’t blown me away, but reviews online States-side has indicated that the series is improving. It may perhaps prove long term to be more relatable to audiences than some of Abrams previous fantasy series efforts: ALCATRAZ bombed, despite a promise opener, whilst FRINGE survived five years mainly due to international sales success and a small but rabidly devoted fan base.

REVOLUTION comes to SKY ONE HD from early 2013.

Time and Space await for DOCTOR WHO. Image: BBC.

DOCTOR WHO: SEASON SEVEN- PART TWO

In his beautifully realized, new-look TARDIS, that seemingly eternal Time Lord, as personified by Matt Smith, continues to conquer the airwaves in the UK and US after the success of the latest Christmas Special, which proved a relatively somber affair compared to seasonal specials of years past.  The second half of Season Seven looks set to continue mixing the fun, horror and seemingly unending bonkers-ness of Steven Moffat and his writing teams, with a trip to Victorian London (with mother and daughter guest stars Diana Rigg and Rachel Stirling, in a script from Mark Gatiss), a classic base under siege scenario, a submarine infiltration, a ghost story, an urban thriller and an apparently spectacular new alien planet all on the cards. There’s also a new look to the Cybermen in what will surely be a classic script from popular writer Neil Gaiman, plus the rumoured return of another old monster from the series past (after the Great Intelligence's return recently, could it finally be something classic like the Zygons or Ice Warriors?) And let’s not forget the all-important, to be savored Fiftieth Anniversary Special, of which filming gets underway this April, probably under the tightest security conditions since the creation of Fort Knox. Old enemies and friends from the past will surely return, and possibly even an appearance or two from other modern Doctors Christopher Eccleston and David Tennant: part of a nostalgic, affectionate and surely over complex and ambitious script from modern series guru Moffat.

Doctor Who Series 7 Part 2 Trailer HD. - YouTube

The special’s imminent arrival in November will also surely see in one of the biggest and smartest merchandise blitzes and tie-ins ever for fans to celebrate and enjoy. There's bound to be a repeat season of classic episodes on BBC FOUR, and a special, all-new original one-off docudrama on BBC 2, An Adventure in Time and Space, written by Gatiss and focusing on the shows fascinating early genesis.

The genuine party time atmosphere and affection shown towards this enduring family favourite should be genuinely immense in 2013, backed up with a continued fine portrayal of the hero from the aforementioned Smith (his last full season in the role? Leading to a regeneration in Year Eight?), and what will surely be one of the modern era’s most promising new companions…

DOCTOR WHO fans have never had it so good.

NIKITA corners the mysterious Joshua in the upcoming Season Three. Image: THE CW NETWORK.

NIKITA: SEASON THREE

It’s a whole new ball game for our lethal lovely with a heart, Nikita (played with confidence and kick ass ability by the sterling Maggie Q), and her loving and equally experienced spy partner Michael (the shadow eyed Shane West) must keep control of the restructured Division, no longer held in the corrupt iron fist of darkness held by terrific super villain Percy, whose death at the hands of Nikita was surely much savoured by audiences at the end of Season Two (kudos to Xander Berkeley for making so much from the part. He will be much missed, but, in all honesty, where else could the character now go?). Fortunately, not all of the gang’s old foes have been vanquished-Melinda Clarke’s devilish sexy and manipulative sadist Amanda is still out there, and you can bet her new alliances with some of the worlds worst villains (most notably a group called the “Dirty Thirty”) and other evil corporations (especially unfinished business in Russia) will continue to cause epic mayhem and even more ambitiously staged action sequences for our leggy heroine to go charging into…


Season Two of the CW’s always stylish/often exhilarating action drama suffered a little bit from a confused middle, but it regained its mojo for a spirited and spectacular, very James Bond’ish two- part action finale, courtesy of direction from Brit talent Danny Cannon. It’s going to be interesting to see where this new season ultimately goes in its reset button phase, for both the main cast and the numerous supporting characters that have appeared on and off over the last two years.

The terror of the White Walkers emerges in GAME OF THRONES.

GAME OF THRONES: SEASON THREE


The clashing realms of Westeros are once again vividly realized by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss with the upcoming March start of Season Three of the eagerly anticipated adaptation of George R. R. Martin’s next book in the world popular, audience winning saga: A Storm of Swords, certainly one of the most popular and beloved of all the series so far, and certainly boasting an epic page length that will truly be a challenge to bring to the TV screen. Still, the producers/writers and HBO have indeed proved game and their previous epic results in realizing such epic storytelling speak for themselves. Even better, as if the series couldn’t get more lavish and detailed enough, these new Season Three episodes will also, much to the shows continued benefit, boast slightly longer durations, often taking them into full hours rather than forty five to fifty minute, as had been the case with the show’s first two years.

As the new series begins, the War of the Five Kings is still very much ongoing, but an even greater danger looms for the whole of Westeros with the emerging, en masses forces of the savage looking White Walkers, whilst the exiled Wildlings also plan havoc within their own frozen domain. As the courageous few of the Night’s Watch do their best to maintain order, the series building supernatural and fantasy elements come ever closer to the fore: those lovely dragons of Danerys Targaryen (Emilia Clarke) are growing up, and the princess’s own plans to sit herself upon the immense Iron Throne gather momentum. Amidst the fire and ashes of war, where old enemies make new alliances and nothing is what it seems, further new characters and environments continue to be introduced, as Ramin Djwadi’s mighty series theme will be pulling us back in to the show with its hypnotic and enthralling overtures of power, war and ambition: one of the greatest TV genre events ever made…

Season Three of GAME OF THRONES begins on the UK’s SKY ATLANTIC HD from March/April.







A last set of cases for our beloved Kurt Wallander. Image: YELLOW BIRD FILMS.

WALLANDER: SEASON THREE (SWEDISH VERSION)


The fictional character of Kurt Wallander, whose run of crime chasing exploits has been such a relatable, international success for his creator, Henning Mankell, may have been consigned to a tragic fate in the recent and last of the originals novels featuring the grumpy but lovable detective: the in and out of Cold War history thriller that was The Troubled Man, but the character, supremely and comfortably played by the likable, sometimes curmudgeonly Krister Henriksson, will thankfully be returning (hopefully with his pet dog Jussie) for a new six TV movie episode run of addictive, darkly atmospheric and socially relevant adventures, working from newly conceived and surely dark plotlines from Mankell, currently shooting in Sweden, and now confirmed as the very last series, of which The Troubled Man will be adapted (so ready those hankies!), and, we’ve heard, will be getting a theatrical release in it’s home territory.

Look forward to this well-crafted series arrival some point later in the year on the UK’s BBC FOUR.

Swedish Trailer for The Troubled Man: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPkjlsuli1M

More on The Troubled Man: http://www.screendaily.com/news/production/yellow-bird-kicks-off-new-wallander-film-series/5042791.article


Road warriors! Anson Mount and Common star in HELL ON WHEELS Season Two. Image: AMC.

HELL ON WHEELS: SEASON TWO

The long and winding journey through the physical and psychological railroad of revenge, retribution and redemption that is the spellbinding and bloodily violent American West gathers momentum for our cast of anti-heroes, corrupt businessman, and rag-tag vagabonds travelling along the HELL ON WHEELS, returning for its second season UK premiere on the TCM channel this Sunday, January 6th. Reliable star Anson Mount, as tragic yet determined Cullen Bohannon, keeps his steely eyed look out for the final man responsible for his wife's murder, whilst other old enemies see an opportunity to remove him from their commercial transport enterprise interests once and for all...

KOOL TV feature here:BACK ON THE PATH OF VENGEANCE! 'HELL ON WHEELS' SEASON TWO

Crime and punishment for Patty Hewes? The final season of DAMAGES awaits... Image: SONY.

DAMAGES: SEASON FIVE

The days of the physical superbitch fighting of DYNASTY’s Crystal Carrington and Alexis Colby may be long gone, but that doesn’t mean that that such conflicts can’t be reinterpreted into the intellectual psyche, as titan lawyer with the ice cold heart Patty Hewes (Glenn Close) faces off against her one time protégé Ellen Parsons (Rose Byrne) during the fifth and ultimately final season of the hit legal thriller series damages, no longer being shown on UK TV but surely on DVD from SONY HOME ENTERTAINMENT by Spring/Summer.

Starting with the mother of all openers, the use of flashbacks and flash forwards once again prove a vital and critical trademark of the series outstanding visual style, as the two attracting opposites will once more be forced into joining their considerable forces to find those responsible for the murder of a financial supermole (Jenna Elfman), linked to a Julian Assange/Wikileaks type figure (Ryan Phillippe). The emotional triggers of past decisions and misdeeds, and their future consequences, will surely be pulled, the fireworks of corruption and death will detonate and more blood, this time even closer to home, will be spilt, as the emotional results of this case will likely affect Patti Hewe’s final career closing case forever…



RELIABLE AND EXPENDABLE! 'THE GOODIES' RETURN...

Cycle power makes a comeback with THE GOODIES. Image: BBC.

UK TV fans of the ever enduringly quirky, surreal, often laugh-out-loud comedy and slapstick inventiveness of the classic seventies BBC series THE GOODIES, which well and truly launched the back in the day careers of writers/actors Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie and Tim Brooke-Taylor (the latter's biro proving invaluable to the creative process!), will be pleased to know that their very first season from way back in 1970-seven episodes- is now available from this month to view on the BBC channel of the VIRGIN MEDIA ON DEMAND service. Still proving an artistic stigmata to some parts of the BBC management forty-three years on, though the corporation's commercial wing is perfectly happy making continued profit from it where they can, some of these original episodes have not yet been released on DVD in Blighty as far as I'm aware, so this prime factor makes them worth catching. Picture and sound quality are also of an okay standard. As to the actual content of the shows? Well, some look pretty dated in places, featuring the kind of sexism and occasional racism that you just couldn't get away with in these times of political correctness, but there's also no denying that the series format and main characters remain as inspired as ever, alongside some stand out moments that surprised me with some genuine golden belly laughs.

The Goodies opening theme - YouTube

"The Goodies are coming for you, and you, and you..."

 

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

KEEPING THE BRITISH END UP! CELEBRATING 'JAMES BOND's GREATEST MOMENTS!

Not quite the clinch he was expecting! James Bond (Roger Moore) takes on Jaws (Richard Kiel) in The Spy Who Loved Me. Images: MGM/EON.
Regardless of whether or not you're a fan of Ian Fleming's superior hero turned movie icon, you never truly forget you're first big screen cinematic encounter with James Bond 007. For me, that virgin experience/encounter with Britain's greatest secret agent, the man with the universal license to kill, was back in Summer 1977 and Roger Moore's eyebrow raising, good humoured but action packed, occasionally steel-eyed portrayal in The Spy Who Loved Me. Thirty five years on, everyone remembers its now legendary and spectacular opening sequence: the ice chase in which our hero, perilously pursued through the snow-capped Austrian mountains by a team of Russian assassins (led by the late Michael Billington: a British TV actor of charisma with a long association to Bond on and off screen, having almost inherited the role several times due to his deserved popularity with the producers), makes an incredible death-defying leap over a mountain cliff and into the unknown and seeming unceasing abyss below, of which the frightening view brings audible gasps of shock and surprise from the audience, then humour, relief and excitement for what's to come, as Bond, just in the nick of time, opens up a parachute bearing the indomitable and patriotic spirit of the Union Jack's red, white and blues. It's a sequence that truly proves that Nobody Does It Better!

"The Spy Who Loved Me" Opening Credit Sequence - YouTube
The Spy Who Loved Me - Austria Ski Chase - YouTube
"The Spy Who Loved Me" Theatrical Trailer Original 1977 - YouTube

A welcome case of detente for Bond and Major Anya Amasove (Barbara Bach).

Believe it or not, though, with the exception of the parachute opening, I pretty much missed all of that opening excitement, and didn't get to see the complete pre-titles of the film until 1984 (don't forget, this was a time before mass-market commercial major VHS sell through releases- there weren't many Bond movies available for rental, and on TV there were only three channels showing movie premieres: four years after their original release!): due to the fact that my seven year old self and accompanying enthusiastic mum entered the large but grubby confines of the Odeon Streatham that fateful afternoon late, owing to the stupidity of a traffic jam entangling our bus whilst going up Brixton Hill!  Still, despite this frustration, within moments of sitting down we were quickly caught up in the stirringly clever main titles familiar to the series, always so well handled by the assured and striking talent of Maurice Binder, what with their glimpses of Roger Moore in action and several naked women strutting about alongside him. Then there was the charming and beautiful voice of Carly Simon as she bought the late Marvin Hamlisch's talented music writing skills to lush reality. As that particular fantasy opening gently eased us into the the main story, this pre-STAR WARS kid was drinking his coca cola and thoroughly enjoying the action antics playing out around him: the colourful and slightly out there world of Bond in his trail of the hijacked British and Russian nuclear submarines, the Portugal set, unforgettable helicopter chase against the underwater traversing Lotus Esprit, and the big finale explosions and machine gun battle inside the huge Liparus supertanker (such amazing model work from Derek Meddings and his effects team!). There were the terrific baddies causing mayhem: the assassin with the big silver teeth, Jaws (Richard Kiel), like a vampire descending on his victims jugular veins, and the creepy antics of his aquatic kingdom paymaster, the webbed (look carefully and you'll see them!) hands of Carl Stromberg (Curt Jurgens), who you could never sit down to dinner with, for fear of losing your testicles! And talking of below the waist stirrings, I might not have entered puberty yet, but I was certainly starting to show interest in the Bond Girls coming into my visual radar, certainly two of the most beautiful women ever to appear in the series: Barbara Bach as the cool and reserved Russian spy, also revenge seeking on 007, Major Anya Amasova, and the unbeatable charms of the stunning figured Caroline Munro, the then (and now) darling of the British and Italian sci-fi/fantasy adventure realm, looking the sun drenched bikini goddess as Stromberg's henchwoman, Naomi, who later, sadly, faced an explosive death from the rockets of Bond's Lotus. What a waste!


The gorgeous Caroline Munro as Naomi.

BOND 50 IN BABES | Flaunt Magazine

Until the end of the seventies and the emerging eighties, Roger Moore would remain my Bond, thanks to the UK ITV premiere of his ultimately first adventure Live and Let Die in 1980: a spectacular ratings success for the channel with nearly twenty million viewers tuning in for this well-crafted but bonkers tale of voodoo, blaxploitation and alligator hopping: likely more than the amount of people that actually saw the film in cinemas during its original UK 1973 release! (Plus, as a side note, I finally got the chance to see Spy again, in all its remastered and complete glory on the big screen, in 2008). But it would ultimately be that "other fella", Sean Connery, who would take over my addiction to all things Bond and prove my favourite by the time of Xmas 1983 and into 1984. I had seen magazine images of him in the role growing up, and he certainly showed a certain aura about him-dangerous and brutal, yet with a hint of charm. I also knew of him as an actor in other films, but by that first time I had actually seen him in action, even in the confines of the small screen, during the bloated but fascinating Thunderball, I was hooked on his portrayal: the first and best Bond by miles. And then came the other films to catch up with, notably From Russia With Love and You Only Live Twice. By then, it was firmly a case of No offence Roger, you were great, but this guy is better! From 1962 to 1971, I finally discovered how Sean Connery had conquered the world as 007!

Six of the best! The acting legacy of James Bond.
James Bond(007) 50 YEARS--Official Trailer and Skyfall On Set Interviews - YouTube

So, there's my early memory's and favourite immersed DNA moments from watching Bond as a youngster. And into my adulthood there would be more many more tremendous times to come. But what about your favourite films and classic moments? Tonight, in this truly Happy New Year for James Bond, the UK's SKY MOVIES 007 CHANNEL are dedicating an evening in celebration to the hero on his recent Fiftieth Anniversary entertaining cinemas audiences around the world, showcasing a special programme of clips that British viewers have chosen as their favourite moments from 22 movies and counting, alongside contributions from celebrities and Bond stars, including the cast of Bond adventure 23: SKYFALL, and a talk with the iconic legend that is Sir Roger Moore. Find out what made the grade, and whether your own personal favourites were included...