Friday, November 2, 2012

A PROPERTY TO DIE FOR! '666 PARK AVENUE'

Elegant devilry by the Dorans (Terry O'Quinn and Vanessa Williams-left) reaches out to the young cast of the new supernatural/drama hybrid 666 PARK AVENUE. Image: ABC TV. 

I think that scientist have been lying to us. I think that the first human clone has been achieved and it's Terry O'Quinn! He just seems to be everywhere these days, and in all the top US TV shows, from HAWAII FIVE-O to FALLING SKIES. But, the good thing is that O'Quinn is also a terrific character actor and his performances in these shows, and past classics like MILLENNIUM and LOST, have always helped to elevate the quality level, something which I hope he, along with lovely co-star Vanessa Williams (playing his glamorous on-screen wife), will bring to the DEVIL'S ADVOCATE inspired television remake, with probably a lot of glossy, soapy DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES incident and beautiful people thrown in for good measure: 666 PARK AVENUE, from ABC TV, and coming soon to UK TV. Carrying on the dark and naughty tradition established by Al Pacino as the Devil, or someone/something very near him/it, is always going to be a hard act to follow, but O'Quinn, as super smart and immensely wealthy businessman Gavin Doran, can do mercurial evil very nicely-remember his final seasons turn as the Smoke Monster/the alternate John Locke in LOST?

Trailer: 666 Park Avenue On ABC (Trailer-3D) - YouTube

Created by Gabriella Pierce, and from her original popular book, the series involves a young well-to-do pairing (re: annoyingly attractive and body toned than you average normal human beings!)- Rachael Tayor as Jane Van Veen and Dave Annable as Henry Martin- soon discovering things going bump in the night beyond the bedroom, and their noisy and varied residents, when they take managership of a desirable Manhattan apartment building-the Drake- that just might be under the control of a mysterious supernatural force, courtesy of its owners, the Dorans. Bad enough that such on-screen stereotyped rich people can be so influential, evil and cruel, but giving them dark powers, too? Well, that's the end of the world in my book, baby!

Also starring Erik Palladino, Robert Buckley, Samantha Logan, Mercedes Masohn and TV baddie veteran Nick Chinlund, so memorable as death fetishist Donny Pfaster in an early episode of THE X-FILES, expect mild scares, occasional sexiness-the best that you'll get on network TV anyway, political and society in-fighting, and the odd bit of feminine super-bitchiness from the New York elite, alongside no doubt multiple character plot strands that may be the hit-or-miss mark on the shows future beyond seven (so far) episodes. Still, whatever happens, I'll be at least watching the pilot episode to see O'Quinn enjoying himself!


Thursday, November 1, 2012

BACK FROM THE DEAD! THE CLASSIC BBC 'GHOST STORIES FOR CHRISTMAS' RETURN ON DVD

Add a little darkness to your Christmas with the return of the BBC's GHOST STORIES FOR CHRISTMAS, now on DVD.

Continuing our mini-horror/Halloween celebrations, this week sees the BFI DVD releases of the collected classic UK BBC ghost stories of seventies Xmas past. And classics they really are: well-cast with big-star names, atmospherically adapted, mostly from the original chilling pen and dark imagination of M.R. James, directed with flair, on atmospheric film, over the years by expert stalwart Lawrence Gordon Clark. These truly were a formative part of my growing up and I remember every Christmas the anticipation and dread excitement of seeing what new subtle horrors would be unleashed over the festive season to send shivers down viewers spine before bedtime. This completist edition contains The Stalls of Barchester (Robert Hardy, having committed a murder as an ambitious cleric, comes a cropper from a mysterious figure), A Warning to the Curious (Peter Vaughan plays an amateur archaeologist who stirs up dark forces whilst on a treasure-hunting holiday), Lost Hearts (children's souls are captured by an old man wanting immortality), The Treasure of Abbott Thomas (Michael Bryant really should really know better as a theologian looking for hidden treasure in an abbey library), and The Ash Tree (witchcraft plagues a family estate). Another James story included, not from Gordon Clark but classic nonetheless, is Jonathan Miller's superb 1968 B/W play Whistle and I'll Come to You (Michael Hordern is wonderful as an eccentric beach comber professor plagued by a pursuant apparition after discovering an old whistle). There's also Charles Dicken's equally morbid The Signalman (based on a real life tragedy involving the author, starring Denholm Elliott as a lone signalmen who sees the omens of a possible future railway disaster). Rounding out the releases, I don't recall seeing Gordon Clark's Stigma (a supernatural force terrorises a young couple) or the Derek Lister directed The Ice House (a strange flower growing in an old ice house causes grave misfortunes to residents at a health spa), written by Clive Exton and John Bowen respectively, so I look forward to catching up with their frightening imaginings at some point.

The collection also has several more recent attempts to recapture the glories of that period, as BBC 4 made two further adaptations of M.R. James ghost stories in 2004 and 2005, once more for Xmas and keeping the same kind of film-making style: A View from a Hill (an historian is plagued by terrible visions through a pair of borrowed binoculars) and Number 13 (about a mysterious appearing and disappearing room, filled with visions and strange noises from the past, or the future?), both of which proved surprisingly enjoyable and reasonably successful.


Wednesday, October 31, 2012

"HAPPY HALLOWEEN!" FROM KOOL TV!

The Mutant (Warren Oates) has his eyes on you, in this classic image from THE OUTER LIMITS episode. Image: MGM.

Festive fright-night greetings to all our worldwide readers. May the darkness envelop you!

For a few more trips into the world of horror, check out these articles:

HAVE A NICE RELAXING BREAK AT "SALEM'S LOT"!
TRIPPING THE DARK FANG-TASTIC!!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
KOOL TV IMAGE OF THE WEEK: "KOLCHAK: THE NIGHT STALKER"

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

DARE YOU ENTER THE ASYLUM? PREPARE FOR 'AMERICAN HORROR STORY' SEASON TWO!

A touch of evil. Heaven meets Hell in the new series of AMERICAN HORROR STORY- ASYLUM. Images: FOX.

What better way to enter and celebrate the dark creepy terror domain of Hallow's Eve than a trip to your local institution for the mentally insane that is Briarcliff, as deranged Sister Jude (Jessica Lange) and her staff/inmates-alive and dead- welcome you wholeheartedly to the second season of angels and demons, pain and pleasure, that is the erotically charged, highly disturbing nightmare of AMERICAN HORROR STORY 2, as it opens its blood soaked doors to the Asylum from tonight on the UK's FX HD channel for the next 13 weeks.

Prepare to be pleasantly scared, my dear...


Unholy commands from Sister Jude (Jessica Lange). Be afraid...

Check out KOOL TV's previous features on this well-crafted and genuinely eerie series: KOOL TV: AMERICAN HORROR STORY

American Horror Story - All Teasers Compilation as of 9-24-2012 - YouTube

And here's a few other web related stories to get you in primetime, spine tingling, fright-fest mood...
'American Horror Story: Asylum's' Facts, Burning Questions About Briarcliff - Hollywood Reporter


Monday, October 29, 2012

ONE MAN ARMY! REMEMBERING 'THE EQUALIZER'!

The ultimate scum removal service! Edward Woodward is THE EQUALIZER. Image: CBS/ UNIVERSAL.

One of the more pleasing aspects of Hollywood is that you don't have to be young to be an international star. Take seasoned British actor Edward Woodward, well known and much loved in the UK for his four year role as the gritty British spy CALLAN in the sixties and seventies. He had appeared in numerous films (including noteworthy projects like the scary and iconic THE WICKER MAN, the Australian drama BREAKER MORANT and SAS action-hit WHO DARES WINS), and was also a very talented singer, but he had never at that time managed to make the transitional jump to big-time American success. But that was to change in the eighties. Enter rising star writer/producer Michael Sloan, who, obviously a fan of the actors intense and action-packed performance as moody but magnificent Callan, boldly cast him in a new series, co-created with Richard Lindheim, that would soon make Woodward a household name across the United States and beyond: the hugely successful thriller CBS running series THE EQUALIZER, with Woodward playing ex- spy Robert McCall, who, on a weekly basis, and with shades of his former British agent identity layered into his performance, begin his bold audience pleasing quest to turn the tide against the ever present criminal hordes, psychopaths and killers rampant in a then crime soaring America, most notably concentrated in New York. McCall would be the ultimate vigilante for hire, and right from the start, as he emerged from the shadows of a dimly lit alley, his aura captured in back lit car lights, his character and the series bold intentions struck a chord of hope and defiance into the hearts of Stateside viewers suffering from muggings, assaults, robberies and break-ins-at a time in history when citizens were often taking to the street in protest and resilience wanting to take the fight back to their assailants in the kind of way that hadn't been seen since the early seventies notoriety of Charles Bronson's original DEATH WISH movie. Remember those real-life red bereted Guardian Angels that would patrol the Manhattan subways?

The Equalizer. (Original Intro Music And Vid Extended) - YouTube

With his intelligence, cunning and often brute force, McCall would have been a god send in the then eighties New York, though fortunately, thanks to the heroism of real-life dedicated police officers and other vital law makers, the crime rate in New York would thankfully be cut down vastly in the years to come. Meanwhile, Woodward would make the most of his success in the lead series role, often hugged and cheered on by the enthusiastic and grateful public watching him filming on their streets, and becoming a sex symbol of sorts long before that other UK thespian Patrick Stewart came along as Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Sadly and unluckily, after two huge rating seasons, major health issues and a very scary heart attack forced Woodward to seek time off from the hectic and very heavy filming requirements the show beget, with American star Michael Jordan filling in for him as McCall's partner-in-battle, Harley Gage, as well as the inspired guesting of the intimidating presence of film-legend Robert Mitchum. As the series went on, the vigilanted figure's storytelling gave way to other dramatic aspects of the characters history, namely in his interactions with his former spy masters at The Agency, enigmatically led by the mysterious Control (Robert Lansing, best known worldwide to TV viewers as the enigmatic alien/human spy Gary Seven in the original sixties STAR TREK).

Making a mark with its 88 episodes over four seasons, with an immense run of popular guest stars, including the likes of Christan Slater, Bradley Whitford, Steve Buscemi, Patricia Clarkson, Stanley Tucci, Cynthia Nixon and even Adam Ant!, there wasn't anything quite like THE EQUALIZER on American television at that time, and it would also be a solid hit with the stars many British fans, too. With its ultimate conclusion, Woodward would prove a popular guest star on many other US and UK TV series before his sad passing , but its as Callan and McCall that he would leave an indelible and long lasting mark in popular TV culture, so much so that a long rumoured film version of THE EQUALIZER, starring Denzel Washington in the title role, is apparently now in the works. It looks like the scales of justice will very soon be firmly back on the heroes side once again...


Season Four of THE EQUALIZER is now available on DVD from FABULOUS FILMS. Get it here:
The Equalizer - Season Four [DVD]: Amazon.co.uk: Edward Woodward, Laurence Fishburne, Ving Rhames, Stanley Tucci: Film & TV

Sunday, October 28, 2012

KOOL TV REVIEW: 'STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS' - THE COMPLETE SEASON FOUR BLU-RAY BOX SET


Back from the dead, Darth Maul returns to cause havoc within the STAR WARS universe, in THE CLONE WARS Season Four, out now on Blu-ray and DVD. Images: LUCASFILM ANIMATION/WARNER BROTHERS.



STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS – THE COMPLETE FOURTH SEASON

Created and Executive Produced by George Lucas

Available on Blu-ray (3 disc set) and DVD (5 disc set) from LUCASFILM ANIMATION/WARNER BROTHERS

Reviewed by Scott Weller

After a previous creatively uneven year, the fourth season of THE CLONE WARS, now available on stunning high definition Blu-ray and DVD from LUCASFILM ANIMATION/WARNER BROTHERS, is a more dramatic, more adult and more animation sophisticated confection than we’ve seen before. It may not be as much fun as its genesis years of 2008-2010, as the series shifts into high-gear darkness more akin to the Vader-is-born finale of the live-action Prequels, but it’s a 22 episode evolving and refined trip that’s well worth taking. The sturdy and zippy single episodes of the past are mostly abandoned this time around in order to tell bigger, longer running stories (that also make more out of the shows modest production budget) within five main arcs that really stretch out and diversify the established characters and diverse environs: the spectacular, action-packed epic water war set on the planet of Mon Cala, as Anakin, Padme Amidala and classic series veteran Admiral (“It’s a Trap!”) Ackbar, trying to stop the Separatist armies from gaining a foothold, or should that be flipper?, over the strategically important world’s new young King, the Umbara arc-some of the most dramatic and atmospheric war storytelling yet as the Clone Troopers of the 501st, later Darth Vader’s prime execution squad, led by Captain Rex, take on a deranged Jedi General- the fierce multi-limbed General Pong Krell, the Zygerrian slavers arc, where Anakin must confront the dark nature of his troubled past in order to defeat the return of a once vast slavers empire, and the fun and diverse planet-hopping, Obi-Wan/Bounty Hunters arc, where our noble Jedi with a disdain for the uncivilised must infiltrate an elite and lethal cadre of hired talents, including the nefarious Cad Bane, to stop an assassination plot on Supreme Chancellor Palpatine. Last but not least, probably the least successful of the arcs in my honest opinion, is the re-emergence of Darth Maul, which sees the legendary Sith Lord, a fan favourite last seen decapitated in the live-action EPISODE I, now very much alive, totally insane and spider-legged limbed, wanting revenge against both the Jedi and his once Sith Master who seemingly abandoned him: Darth Sidious (voiced by the late Ian Abercrombie, doing double duties with Palpatine). Of all the storylines this year Maul’s was the only one that seemed the most forced and commercialistic, with Filoni and his team successfully, if implausibly, bringing the horny little devil back on Uncle George’s orders, but with no proper, rational explanation given of how he survived being cut in half and how he ended up at the bottom of a junk yard on a far-off world. Overall, fans worldwide have embraced Maul’s return, and now that’s he established back in the show his personal arc will surely get better, but I personally think the series didn’t need him back at all- that it would have gotten along fine enough with just Maul’s lethal and equally powerful and threatening force brother-the Frankenstein’s Monster-esque Savage Opress.
Padme Amidala and Anakin Skywalker fight the Separatists in Shadow Warrior.



Spectacular underwater action ensues in the epic Water War saga which opens the season. 

Not totally extinct from the series, the single episode stories of Season Four are a mixed bag, with the return of the outlawed Mandalorian Death Watch (and their first female warrior, Bo Katan, voiced by sexy BATTLESTAR GALACTICA veteran Katee Sackhoff) in A Friend in Need, causing Genghis Khan and his hordes type havoc against Ahsoka and her fugitive boyfriend, Lux Bonteri, cyborg general General Grievous gets his ass kicked by the floppy eared Jar Jar Binks and the Gungans in early and controversial episode Shadow Warrior, Asajj Ventress, now an outcast bounty hunter with the death of her people in the creepy and enjoyable Massacre, gets some fun action in and out of  a speeding underground bullet train in Bounty(featuring an ill-conceived and truly hypocritical voice performance from Prequel hater Simon Pegg as classic villain Dengar), whilst lovable icon droids Artoo Detoo and See-Threepio partake in some bizarre but enjoyably harmless fantasy in two offbeat episodes clearly designed for the youngsters to delight in, between bouts of intense drama and death. On a sour note, though, still no individual stories for Mace Windu or Yoda. What’s going on???

A ruthless Jedi General makes life hell for the Clone Troopers in the four-part Umbara arc.

Four key episodes of the season (The Carnage of Krell, Escape from Kadavo, Massacre andBounty) come in director’s cuts (but watching them its difficult to see what exactly has been added/deleted to them-they come in at pretty much the same running times as the original episodes IMO), though the Maul episodes director’s cuts are noticeable by their absence-saved for the recent US only single disc release of the story as a feature-length entity.

A group of Bounty Hunters undergo the ultimate test inside The Box.

Best watched in the Blu-ray format, where the hard work of the animation team is really showcased, there’s the kind of classic and inventive fast paced storytelling and action you expect from STAR WARS with the high calibre of its behind the scenes team, led by Supervising Director Dave Filoni and George Lucas as Executive Producer, plus its aforementioned incredible locales (new stands outs like Umbara and Zygerria, as well as return visits to worlds like Naboo, Coruscant and Nal Hutta) beautifully realised with some of the most gorgeous state of the art animation yet seen on TV. Let’s also not forget the great voice acting from a fine series of regulars who have made the famous character roles their own in this specialised medium, particularly the core Jedi trio of Matt Lanter as Anakin Skywalker, James Arnold Taylor as Obi-Wan and Ashley Eckstein as Padawan Ahsoka Tano.

Lovable duo See-Threepio and Artoo Detoo are unwittingly caught up in the action once again in Nomad Droids.

As always the special features accompanying these season sets are still not as comprehensible as fans would like them to be, but there’s enough to enjoy and discover. The Blu-ray and DVDs contain five great behind the scenes video commentaries on the story arcs, from Filoni, a perfect host, enthusiastic STAR WARS fan and splendid choice of overall animation leader for the series, with a core group of behind the scenes veterans including Joel Aron, Killian Plunkett and Keith Kellogg. As well as showing their own personal friendships and humorous banter, the teaming’s provide a wealth of interesting information on how the shows and storylines/characters were developed, what things were planned for but dropped, key things/little Easter eggs to watch out for in the episodes and a verbal sneak peek from a teasing Filoni of things to come in later CLONE WARS episodes (like a desert planet environment involving Captain Wolf and his Clone Troopers).

Jar Jar Binks (right) goes undercover in Shadow Warrior.


On the Zygerrian story, there’s the welcome presence on the viewing couch of writer Henry Gilroy, back on the series to adapt his popular THE CLONE WARS comic from DARK HORSE to animated reality, providing some intriguing anecdotes. For Maul’s return, the flavor is a little different, as the behind the scenes give way to Filoni with writer Katie Lucas, Maul vocal actor Sam Witwer and Obi-Wan actor James Arnold Taylor. Things feel a but less fun here, but some interesting material from Lucas and Witwer is revealed nonetheless about writing for Asajj Ventress and the playing of the new Maul. Fan favourite Taylor clearly enjoys his work on the show and the return of Obi-Wan’s greatest antagonist.

Jedi Padawan's Ahsoka Tano and Barriss Offee gets some space battle action in Darkness on Umbara.

Not on the DVD, the Blu-ray has further noteworthy material in it’s Jedi Holocron area, delving deep into the behind the scenes canvas of the series, with lots of deleted scene (mostly of the animatic kind (check out a sequence here: http://www.sfx.co.uk/2012/10/18/clone-wars-season-4-deleted-scene/), including a different ending to the episode Escape from Kadavo, plus a few completed animation pieces), animatic and final episode comparisons, 3-D character turnarounds, occasional snippets from the voice cast who talk about their involvement in selected episodes (notably Dee Bradley Baker, who voices the many Clone Troopers) and lots of great conceptual artwork.

Evenly matched? Obi-Wan and Asajj Ventress fight Darth Maul and Savage Opress in Revenge.

A minor complaint to the Blu-ray release is that the box sets seem to be getting cheaper looking and produced each year. The inside plastic disc holders will prove breakable over time, and should have been in more sturdy, attractive packaging. Apart from an inside sleeve wrap, there’s also no deserving booklet/guide to the series and no Bounty Hunter poster with the UK release. What happened there, LUCASFILM/WARNERS?

STAR WARS AFICIONADO RATING: A solid and spectacular animated hit once more worthy of the STAR WARS reputation. Season Four overall storytelling: 3.5 out of 5. Disc extras 3.5 out of 5

Get STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS – THE COMPLETE SEASON FOUR on Blu-ray here:





Friday, October 26, 2012

KEEPING IT UNREAL! THE RETURN OF 'HARRY & PAUL'

Doctors in the house! Charles and Sheridan return in the new series of HARRY & PAUL. Images: BBC 

Deborah Meaden's worst TV nightmare-Harry Enfield's brilliant mocking incarnation of her entrepreneurial skills from DRAGON's DEN, as "The Grumpy Woman"- makes a well-deserved comeback, as the comedian and his equally lethal acting/writing partner Paul Whitehouse unleash new heights of humorous stupidity for a seven episode fourth series of HARRY AND PAUL sketch shows-possibly their final run on the BBC. (Thankfully, the earlier in the year rumours of the series cancellation proving greatly inaccurate.)

As well as the always funny and painfully accurate piss-take of DRAGON'S DEN, fans can also expect other old character favourites returning including the I Saw You Coming... antiques dealer, the frighteningly real The Benefits Family and those brilliant Harley Street Consultant surgeons, Charles and Sheridan. But what's happened to the luckless, loveless fool who used to visit the Polish cafe? Plus, Enfield plays a machine gun toting version of the Queen, there's a new duo in oily American used-car dealers Bob and Bob, and spoofs on THE KILLING (if only Sophie Grabol had made an appearance in this as well as AB FAB!), CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, THE KING'S SPEECH and TINKER TAILOR SOLDIER, SPY, with special guest appearances from other comedy talents including Whitehouse's FAST SHOW buddy Simon Day, Victoria Wood (as one of the new Jolly Minor Royals), Simon Greenall, and Kevin Eldon as a gossipping 50's typist in what will surely be a MAD MEN-esque humour slaughter.

No clips available yet for the new series, and the Beeb's promotion of it in general has been somewhat lacking both online and on TV, but here's a few classics to get you in the mood:

"Harry & Paul" (BBC) insults Filipino domestic helpers! - YouTube
Ruddy Hell It's Harry and Paul - YouTube
Harry And Paul Dragons Den Spoof: Alan Sugar - YouTube
I Saw You Coming - YouTube


After an uneven third year run a few years back, we're hoping that this new series will see the pair back at the top of their game (interestingly, Enfield is also directing some episodes himself). The late slot given to the show by BBC 2 and BBC HD from this Sunday 10pm is annoying but at least we'll all have smiles on our faces before we go back to work on misery Mondays!